160 Funny used quotes

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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• I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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  confusion, decision making, doubt, humor, i, indecisive, self-reflection, sure, think, used

• Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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• I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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• I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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  authority, doubt, everything, humor, i, question, skepticism, used

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

• People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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  collaborate, collaboration, communication, humor, just, listen, listening, nostalgia, people, stop, used

• Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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  accomplishment, applaud, box, cable, cables, electronics, humor, i, patience, please, procrastination, storage, technology, today, used, vintage, wire

• I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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  air, air fryer, appliance, cooking, discovery, feel, fire, first time, fryer, humor, i, just, kitchen, modern, modern appliance, time, tonight, used

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