Funny using quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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  Commentary:
  😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

  Commentary:
  "Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Using my one phone call to call Santa.

  Commentary:
  "Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! 🎅📞🎄 #DearSanta"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

  Commentary:
  Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉

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