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Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Spotted on X:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Reported on LinkedIn:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Just shared via Slack:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Shared recently on Instagram:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Trending via Telegram:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Fries, not lies.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Breaking via Pinterest:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Seen just now on X:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Making waves on Facebook:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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