24 Funny visit quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

  Commentary:
  "Grandmas swooping in like tech-savvy wizards, ready to reset those mischievous children back to 'factory settings' 🧙‍♀️🔮 Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful household once again! 💫✨ #GrandmaMagic #TechSupportGrandma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Keep a cheap bottle of wine handy at all times – it's like a hospitality safety net for family gatherings! 🍷😄 Just make sure it's tasty enough to avoid any awkward conversations 😉 #FamilyTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call eternal connection! 👻💻 Who says the afterlife can't have great download speeds, right? #WiFiForever"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"

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