Funny vocabulary quotes

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

  Commentary:
  I always say "essentially" when I want to sound like I almost graduated from my TED Talk binge-watching university 🎓😄

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

  Commentary:
  Oops, I dropped my vocabulary under the couch—guess I’m stuck in a minor word crisis! 🤔📚😅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Dictionary requests emergency update due to missing words like 'quit' in this ambitious person's vocabulary 🚫💼 Oh, but watch out for 'resign', 'drop out', and 'give up' – those are in heavy rotation! 🔄😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

  Commentary:
  Well, they say brevity is the soul of wit, but this person took it to a whole new level! 🤔😄 Just imagine their conversations:
  Person: *sees something confusing* "Huh."
  Person: *hears something unexpected* "Huh."
  Person: *feels overwhelmed by life's complexities* "Huh."
  Admirable efficiency, really! 😉👏

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, a true wordsmith's worst nightmare! 🙈 Losing your Thesaurus is like being stranded on an island without a map 🗺️ or a pirate without a parrot 🦜! May your missing book be found soon and may your vocabulary woes be replaced with words as plentiful as a bookshop on Black Friday! 📚🔍🤞

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