109 Funny wait quotes

• Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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  2 months ago

  agriculture, burger, cow, doing, food, forever, humor, irony, meat, nature, plant, plants, turning, wait

• “Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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  2 months ago

  account, balance, brother, humor, life, live, low, struggle, wait

• I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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  2 months ago

  aging, anticipation, family, gray, gray hair, hair, humor, i, older, point, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry, sister, wait

• McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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  2 months ago

  anything, customer, customer service, death, else, fast, fast food, food, humor, McDonald’s, minute, service, wait

• I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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  2 months ago

  call, calls, cell, cell phone, humor, i, interaction, just, phone, procrastination, ringing, social, social interaction, sometimes, stop, stop ringing, tell, wait, watch

• Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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  2 months ago

  big, city, complaining, complaint, friend, here, horse, humor, i, minute, rail, replacement, sit, Subway, transportation, wait, waiting

• My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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  2 months ago

  advice, always, case, fitness, humor, just, karma, kickboxing, life, life advice, preparedness, same, self-defense, take, wait

• “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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  2 months ago

  control, humor, impulse, just, password, security, self-control, too, wait, weakness

• Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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  2 months ago

  choice, choices, decision, humor, irony, life, making, option, right, uncertainty, wait

• If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, dark, dark spot, health, humor, lip, mole, MRI, self-deprecation, sexy, spot, upper, wait

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