22 Funny wall quotes

• Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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  6 days ago

  hole, i, left, milk, Santa, wall

• Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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  7 days ago

  battery, frustration, help, household, humor, recharge, recharging, remote, technology, throwing, wall

• I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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  1 week ago

  accident, distraction, humor, i, love, phone, reason, relationship, smile, walk, wall

• I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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  2 weeks ago

  culture, driveway, end, game, Game of Thrones, humor, ID, municipal, municipal services, plow, pop, pop culture, services, snow, snow plow, thank, thank you, thrones, wall, winter, winter humor

• Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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  2 weeks ago

  couch, doing, floor, furniture, here, humor, i, irony, know, lifestyle, living, living room, middle, money, moved, people, poor, put, rich, room, still, struggle, wall, wrong

• Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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  2 weeks ago

  challenge, chaos, humor, parenting, pudding, raising, teenager, wall

• The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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  2 weeks ago

  cartoon, chasing, escape, humor, i, me, paint, prank, secret, Secret Service, service, side, tunnel, wall

• You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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  2 weeks ago

  experience, fear, humor, middle, midnight, never, night, poster, surprise, true, wall

• Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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  2 weeks ago

  cleanliness, fingerprints, humor, mirror, reflection, self-awareness, wall

• I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, die, friend, friends, ghost, good, hope, humor, i, people, scare, stay, walk, wall, walls

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