16 Funny wall quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the secret to becoming rich lies not in moving your couch, but in moving your money 🛋️💸 Who knew financial success didn't come with free furniture rearrangement tips? 🤔😂 #CouchConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

  Commentary:
  "Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall – sticky, messy, and you're just left wondering, why did I even attempt this in the first place? 🤪🍮 #ParentingAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's been taking tips from the one and only Road Runner 🏃‍♂️🎨🚙! Nothing like a little creativity to outsmart the Secret Service, eh? Just be careful not to drop any anvils on their heads next time 😉💥.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the horror! The silent scream as the poster makes its untimely descent in the dead of night 🙀. Who knew that a harmless piece of paper could unleash such terror upon the unsuspecting sleeper? Keep an eye out for those rebellious wall decorations, they may just be plotting their nighttime escape! 🖼️💥😱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

  Commentary:
  Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? 🤔 Looks like the mirror is just trying to leave its mark in this world! 😂🖐️ Remember, fingerprints are the mirror's way of saying "I've been touched by greatness!" 🔍✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

  Commentary:
  "Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯‍♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls"

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