Funny walls quotes

• To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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  1 week ago

  back, everyday, everyday life, ghosts, going, humor, imagination, life, playful, quirky, right, store, supernatural, walls

• Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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  1 week ago

  humor, personification, taken, talk, terrifying, walls

• Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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  1 week ago

  allowed, apology, bouncing, coping, frustration, head, humor, leg, restriction, self-deprecating, sorry, wall, walls

• Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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  1 week ago

  accident, allowed, bouncing, head, humor, injury, joke, leg, oh, playful, self-deprecating, slam, sorry, wall, walls

• That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bed, bounce, clumsy, floor, humor, knock, lamp, mishap, moment, phone, technology, throw, walls

• Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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  1 week ago

  bathroom, ceiling, daily, daily life, floor, household, humor, kids, life, me, mirror, parenting, sink, toothpaste, towel, towels, walls

• If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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  3 weeks ago

  cheese, everything, food, guy, humor, say, talk, walls

• I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, die, friend, friends, ghost, good, hope, humor, i, people, scare, stay, walk, wall, walls

• Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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  3 weeks ago

  cats, culture, Egyptians, history, humor, internet, still, today, used, walls, worship, writing

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