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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.
If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

New funny walls quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Commentary:
"Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"
2 months ago
Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Commentary:
Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧
2 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Commentary:
📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨
3 months ago
Share →: Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Commentary:
"Looks like the kids' toothpaste is holding a daily meeting with the entire bathroom crew! 🚽🪞🧼 Maybe they're discussing their plan for world domination, one minty fresh smile at a time! 😄🦷"
5 months ago
Share →: If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Commentary:
🧀🤣 If these walls could talk, they'd probably be grate-ful for all the cheesy goodness they've witnessed! Looks like this guy's relationship with cheese is no secret around here.🧀😂
5 months ago
Share →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Commentary:
"Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯‍♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls"
5 months ago
Share →: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Commentary:
"Who knew the Ancient Egyptians were trendsetters for online cat videos and social media rants? 🐱🖥️ Let's be honest, cats and walls have always been prime real estate for expression, whether it's hieroglyphics or memes!"