82 Funny wealth quotes

• God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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• Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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• “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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• Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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• Can we skip to the rich part?

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• …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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• I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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• They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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• Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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