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  • The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

    Commentary:
    “Rich people have it all – the fancy cars, the luxurious vacations, and the designer clothes. Meanwhile, I‘m over here budgeting for my morning coffee. The struggle is real, my friends.”

  • Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

    Commentary:
    “Well, that’s one way to secure the bag, just make sure you don’t get too wrinkled waiting for your inheritance!”

  • I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what’s missing in your life, I’d say you’re just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?”

  • If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

    Commentary:
    Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we’d have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: “So, what would you say is your greatest strength?” “Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!”

  • Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

    Commentary:
    “Mr. Beast – the human embodiment of Dubai! 💸✨ Just when you thought the extravagance couldn’t get any bigger, here comes Mr. Beast shining brighter than the city lights! 💰🌆 #LivingLarge”

  • I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors’ hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals”

  • If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

    Commentary:
    🤣💸 “If I hit the jackpot and go into the billboard business, it’ll be the best-kept secret… but the signs will spill the beans! Talk about a silent yet loud financial flex! 💰🔥 #MoneyTalks #BillboardWhisperer” 🏆

  • All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

    Commentary:
    🤑💼 “Looks like it’s time for billionaires to break a sweat and show off their do-gooder side! Remember, it’s not just about buying another yacht, it’s about spreading that wealth like confetti! Let’s see those philanthropic muscles flex, folks! Otherwise, it might be time to say ‘buh-bye’ to those stacks of cash! 💸🌟”

  • I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

    Commentary:
    Well, they say half the battle is admitting it, so you’re off to a good start! Just remember, being “crazy rich” might sound like a wild ride, but don’t forget to pack your sanity along for the journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a fortune cookie that says, “Insanity is the key to riches… and also, don’t forget to tip your waiter.”

  • Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

    Commentary:
    Oh, sweetheart, if billionaires had your best interests at heart, they’d be sending you care packages with solid gold snacks! 🤑💔 #TrustIssues

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