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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Just landed via Reddit:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Just shared via Twitch:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

Just shared via Instagram:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Spotted on Reddit:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

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Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

4 weeks ago

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

1 month ago

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

1 month ago

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

1 month ago

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

1 month ago

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

1 month ago

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

1 month ago

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60 shares on Threads this month:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

81 shares on Slack this month:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

45 shares on WeChat this month:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

59 shares on WeChat this month:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

86 shares on Discord this month:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Spotted on Discord:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Making waves on Telegram:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Shared recently on Slack:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Just shared via Facebook:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Just shared via WeChat:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Making waves on WeChat:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Seen just now on Telegram:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Shared recently on Slack:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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