36 Funny wedding quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

  Commentary:
  "What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking 'till death do us part' to a whole new level! 👰🏼‍♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I think someone has brought their workaholic tendencies into the relationship 🤣💍 Maybe let's stick to promising love, laughter, and some good old Netflix binging instead! 📺❤️ #VowsGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

  Commentary:
  "According to the latest data, it seems like guests need to step up their objection game at weddings! 🤣 Maybe we should start handing out megaphones with the programs! 🙉 #SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

  Commentary:
  "Attending a wedding is a delicious reminder that amidst all life's complexities, cake is a universal constant 🍰💍 Who needs love when there's layers of frosting to devour, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃‍♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

  Commentary:
  "Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

  Commentary:
  "Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Weddings should have a worst man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a best man when you can have a worst man to spice things up? 🤵🏻‍♂️💥 Just imagine the awkward speeches and chaotic dance moves. Bring on the drama, I say! 🕺🏻😄 #WorstManForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷‍♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️"

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