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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Self-cleaning conscience.

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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