Funny quotes wellness

Funny wellness quotes

Muting morons is good for your health.

3 weeks ago

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

3 months ago

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

3 months ago

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

3 months ago

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

3 months ago

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

3 months ago

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

3 months ago

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

3 months ago