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1 month ago
Share →: Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Commentary:
"Being the teacher's pet never felt so good… or costs so much! 😂🛋️👩‍⚕️ #TherapyGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Muting morons is good for your health.

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"Silencing the nonsense to keep the sanity ✌️😜 Remember, a mute button a day keeps the headaches away! 🤫🧠 #MuteTheMorons"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Oh, the irony! 🤣 It seems like someone needs to reassure their health insurance that they are, indeed, healthy! Maybe we should all just carry around a "I promise not to get sick" card instead! 💪🏥 #HealthInsuranceFail
5 months ago
Share →: Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Commentary:
"Who knew that feeling good could be such hard work? 🏋️‍♂️🥗💧 Maybe we should just stick to the couch, junk food, and soda for the sake of simplicity. But alas, where's the fun in that? 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Because let's face it, nothing boosts your mental health like a fresh haircut 💇‍♂️💇‍♀️. Who needs therapy when you have a good hair day? 😄 #BadHairDaysAreNotCovered"
5 months ago
Share →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Commentary:
"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"
5 months ago
Share →: Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Commentary:
Well, it seems like you're looking for a health shortcut without all the hard work, eh? 🤔 Sorry to break it to you, but the old "take a magic pill and call me in the morning" routine isn't quite cutting it anymore! 🚫💊 How about we start with some baby steps? Maybe swap out that soda for some water, and perhaps take a walk around the block instead of Netflix-binging all weekend long? 🥤🚶
5 months ago
Share →: A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Commentary:
"Who needs an apple when you can have a garlic? 😂 Just make sure to keep the vampires at bay too! 🧛‍♂️ #ForgetTheAppleADay"
5 months ago
Share →: Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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"Sometimes you need to balance out the chaos with a dash of serenity 🧘‍♂️🌿 It's all about finding that perfect equilibrium between burning the candle at both ends and then trying to soothe the burn marks! 🕯️🔥😅 #SelfCareStruggles"