Funny wellness quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Muting morons is good for your health.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should invent health insurance that insures your health.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?
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  5 months ago

  View →: A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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