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14 Funny wellness quotes

Funny wellness quotes bring a burst of laughter to your self-care routine ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜„! They remind us that staying healthy doesnโ€™t have to be all serious โ€” sometimes a little humor is the best medicine ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚. Whether youโ€™re sweating through yoga or sipping green juice, these witty words will brighten your day and boost your mood ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿต. Get ready to smile and feel fabulous, one chuckle at a time! ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Donโ€™t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

You can just enjoy kombucha. You donโ€™t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Letโ€™s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like โ€œyour top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.โ€

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Therapy isnโ€™t about being โ€œfixed.โ€ Itโ€™s about being your therapistโ€™s favorite patient.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Muting morons is good for your health.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: Itโ€™s my cholesterol.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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