330 Funny where quotes

• I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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  2 months ago

  button, freeze, having, humor, i, issues, just, meetings, need, network, productivity, remote, remote work, screen, technology, where, work, Zoom

• That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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  2 months ago

  end, fruit, game, games, gaming, gaming humor, great, hoarding, hold, humor, item, me, never, procrastination, relatable, thing, video, video game, where

• The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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  appearance, college, dating, hot, humor, i, importance, important, lesson, life, life lesson, matter, matters, priorities, self-esteem, stress, thing, where

• Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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  being, coding, debugging, detective, humor, movie, normal, problem-solving, programming, self-talk, talking, where, yourself

• Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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  being, clues, crime, debugging, detective, humor, idiot, murderer, problem, problem-solving, programming, solving, tech, tech humor, where

• They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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  confusion, curiosity, day, humor, i, invent, invention, should, where, why, wonder

• Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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  being, community, country, high, high school, humor, job, mayor, politics, population, president, school, small, small town, town, where, whole, wild, wild job

• Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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  2 months ago

  acoustic, acoustic guitar, comparison, donut, donuts, end, food, guitar, hole, humor, just, much, music, pretty, similarity, where

• Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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  2 months ago

  humor, intelligence, irony, perspective, stupidity, understanding, where, wit

• We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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  2 months ago

  argue, argument, breakfast, choice, decision, dinner, food, meal, relationship, where

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