330 Funny where quotes

• Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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  2 months ago

  cubicle, employee, employee handbook, handbook, humor, i, life, me, noise, office, office life, show, weird, weird noise, where, workplace, workplace humor

• Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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  2 months ago

  commentary, expression, humor, knowledge, lack, let, media, never, opinion, people, social, social media, strong, Twitter, welcome, where

• My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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  2 months ago

  am, else, enjoying, everyone, ex, here, humor, i, independence, just, life, own, own life, relationship, single, someone, someone else, where, wondering

• Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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  2 months ago

  cat, cats, expectation, firefighter, first week, going, humor, me, rescue, surprise, thinking, volunteer, week, where

• Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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  2 months ago

  AI, answer, artificial intelligence, ChatGPT, day, ever, every, everyday, frustration, humor, i, keys, suing, where

• If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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  2 months ago

  activity, chance, cute, cute person, date, day, ever, fun, fun activity, me, person, take, where

• We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, app, call, calls, communication, extrovert, humor, interaction, introvert, need, outsourcing, pay, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, social interaction, technology, where

• I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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  2 months ago

  age, humor, i, self-reference, sentence, start, where

• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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  2 months ago

  every, forgot, forgot password, hit, humor, i, just, log, login, management, need, online, online security, password, password management, security, strategy, technology, time, website, websites, where

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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  2 months ago

  app, apps, comparison, digital, digital struggle, frustration, funny comparison, got, haunted, haunted house, house, just, log, log out, memory, password, remember, struggle, technology, website, websites, where

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