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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Shared recently on Reddit:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Trending via Pinterest:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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54 shares on WeChat this month:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

16 shares on X this month:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Going viral on Slack:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Just shared via Reddit:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Shared recently on Messenger:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Just landed via TikTok:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Spotted on Telegram:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Breaking via Twitch:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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