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Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Just landed via Facebook:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Seen just now on Slack:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Spotted on Facebook:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Seen just now on X:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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75 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

79 shares on X this month:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Trending via Telegram:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Live now on TikTok:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Live now on TikTok:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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