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13 Funny wifi quotes
Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.
2 months ago
Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?
3 months ago
I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.
3 months ago
Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.
3 months ago
If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.
3 months ago
Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.
3 months ago
Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh
3 months ago
Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.
3 months ago
Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.
3 months ago
I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.
3 months ago
When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.
3 months ago
Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.
3 months ago
I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.
3 months ago