53 Funny wine quotes

• Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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  1 month ago

  90, activity, aesthetics, decision, decision making, fun, fun activity, grape, grape variety, humor, label, making, pretty, pretty label, shopping, variety, wine

• Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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  alcohol, always, breathe, drink, hear, humor, i, needs, revive, sarcasm, want, wine

• If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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  1 month ago

  ever, friends, humor, i, me, milk, missing, picture, print, wine

• I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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  1 month ago

  benefit, comeback, dance, dance move, enjoy, enjoyment, glass, glasses, health, health benefit, humor, i, move, moves, night, night routine, routine, wine, witty, witty comeback

• If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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  1 month ago

  followers, humor, i, ID, media, popularity, social, social media, too, transformation, turn, water, wine

• I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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  1 month ago

  cat, drink, drinking, every, help, humor, i, job, let, pay, pet, rent, smell, sommelier, wine

• The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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  1 month ago

  activity, bottle, drinking, ever, humor, joke, minutes, relationship, spending, spent, time, wine

• When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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  admiration, cup, drink, fruit, fruit tea, healthy, healthy lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, looks, red, tea, wine

• Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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  1 month ago

  adulting, chores, done, drink, humor, laundry, multitasking, procrastination, relaxation, wine

• The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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  drink, fact, house, humor, i, logic, much, prove, statement, wine

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