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"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩🦰"
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- The season is back when women are 80% scarf.
- Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.
- According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.
- Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
- In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
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Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the -
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"Ah, the siren song of temptation leading to a steamy demise! 🔥🚿 Beware of the waters that hold more surprises than a mystery novel. Some showers are not for the faint of heart but for the brave souls willing to risk a spontaneous sauna session. Proceed with caution, or you might end up as a well-done dish instead of a relaxed bather! 😅🔥" -
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Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!
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- Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.
- Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
- Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
- Women are like apples; I like biting them.
- I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”
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