638 Funny work quotes

• Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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  3 weeks ago

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• “You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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  3 weeks ago

  9, 9 a.m., a.m., am, dislike, humor, Monday, morning, person, relatable, start, start of week, tired, week, work

• My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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  3 weeks ago

  after, break, deserve, email, habit, humor, i, laziness, procrastination, productivity, self-awareness, thinking, toxic, toxic trait, trait, work, work habit

• People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, joke, misunderstanding, nap, naps, people, productivity, relaxation, rest, sleep, think, time, understand, waste, work

• If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, day off, days, humor, imagine, just, parent, parenting, responsibility, straight, thinking, work, working

• I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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  3 weeks ago

  email, hope, humor, i, job, message, quit, quitting, work

• Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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  3 weeks ago

  attendance, being, everyone, happy, hell, humor, just, late, lateness, liked, office, perk, perks, popularity, work

• On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, coworker, credit, hr, humor, joke, Mastercard, nickname, office, office humor, sarcasm, take, work, workplace

• Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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  3 weeks ago

  Bob, Bob Ross, forest, humor, minutes, myself, paint, ross, self, self-improvement, still, unfinished, work, work on self, working

• My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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  3 weeks ago

  frustration, humor, job, job frustration, morning, morning routine, motivation, myself, quitting, quitting job, routine, self, self-talk, talk, talking, work, work humor

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