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  • Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don’t worry because guess what? You’re right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it’s gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness”

  • If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, you don’t like sports? You’re missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don’t worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩”

  • Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the good ol’ days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic”

  • No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations”

  • There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said ‘the more, the merrier’ clearly didn’t have to deal with annoying friends 🙄. With 8 billion options out there, may the friendship odds be ever in your favor! 🤣👯‍♂️ #QualityOverQuantity”

  • The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the pasta noodles finally getting a glimpse of the world outside their box prison! 🍝🌎 Thanks to capitalism, they can now dream of al dente adventures and sauce-y escapades! Who knew transparency could be so deliciously entertaining? 😄”

  • The world needs to chill out. Thereโ€™s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

    Commentary:
    “The world definitely needs to hit pause and take a chill pill before we overload the poor future history teachers with our present shenanigans! 🌍🤯 #HistoryLessonsForDays”

  • Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like we’re stuck in a never-ending loop of pointing fingers 🤷‍♂️ At least we have a 50/50 chance of ending up in therapy 🤪👉👈”

  • The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

    Commentary:
    “Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂”

  • How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

    Commentary:
    “Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway”

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