61 Funny worst quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Weddings should have a worst man.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The first five days after the weekend are the worst.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife has the worst taste in men.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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