75 Funny worst quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Being awake is the worst.

  Commentary:
  When my alarm clock rings, my bed instantly becomes a magnet and I'm the metal! 😴🧲😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a review for 2020! 😂📉

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

  Commentary:
  When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

  Commentary:
  When kids ask for a snack right as you sit down, they must have a PhD in Impossibletimingology! 🍪🕰️😅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

  Commentary:
  "The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Work is the worst video game ever.

  Commentary:
  "Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! 🎮💼😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

  Commentary:
  "Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, the neighbor starts a lawnmower orchestra 🎶😂🌱"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

  Commentary:
  Looks like autocorrect is truly on a mission to give us more *butt* trouble than relief! 😂🚻🤦‍♂️ Time to double-check those texts before they turn into accidental comedy gold! #AutocorrectFails

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