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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

3 months ago

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

3 months ago

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

3 months ago

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

3 months ago

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

3 months ago

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

3 months ago

Weddings should have a worst man.

3 months ago

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

3 months ago

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

3 months ago

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

3 months ago

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

3 months ago

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

3 months ago

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

3 months ago

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

3 months ago

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

3 months ago

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

3 months ago

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

3 months ago

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

3 months ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

3 months ago

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

3 months ago