17 Funny YouTube quotes

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  16 hours ago

  Share →: The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

  Commentary:
  YouTube ads must think I'm in the market for a yacht and a PhD in astrophysics… because clearly, they know what I need better than I do! 🚤🤓🎓

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

  Commentary:
  Finally, subtitles that don't treat my ears like they're playing a never-ending game of telephone! 🎉👂😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

  Commentary:
  "When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

  Commentary:
  "When a YouTube essay takes down your favorite movie, it's like finding out your pet goldfish has been running an underground gambling ring. 🎥😱🎣😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

  Commentary:
  🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sacred act of sharing a YouTube video – a true display of honor and reverence in the male species. 📺💁‍♂️ It's as if they are saying, "Let me enlighten you with this finest of internet gems, behold my digital offering!" 🌟😄 So, next time a guy wants to show you a YouTube video, just remember, it's their way of showing you the deepest form of respect known to mankind! 🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

  Commentary:
  "Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "Decided to follow my passion and pursue a career in professional video-watching 📺💼 Say goodbye to deadlines and hello to endless cat videos! 🐱 #NewJobWhoDis"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the ultimate crash course in alpha-ness: mastering the art of assertiveness and dominance with just a few clicks and a sprinkle of buffering ⚔️🎥 Who needs real-life experience when you have YouTube tutorials, right?"

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