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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Seen just now on X:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I am cassette tape years old.

Just landed via Slack:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Just shared via Instagram:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Going viral on TikTok:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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35 shares on Discord this month:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

92 shares on X this month:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Just landed via Snapchat:

January is the Monday of the year.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Breaking via Messenger:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Spotted on Facebook:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Just landed via YouTube:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Just shared via X:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

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