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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…