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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Seen just now on Reddit:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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12 shares on Messenger this month:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

34 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Making waves on Instagram:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Spotted on Facebook:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Just landed via Reddit:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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