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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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Who knew serial killers could be my calming music? 🎶🔪📺

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged crime, documentary, entertainment, humor, i, news, put, relax, relaxation, sometimes, true, true crime, turn on Oct 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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