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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ has bookmarked:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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The world is such a beautiful place when you donโ€™t think too hard about it or look around.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

When Iโ€™m not posting or returning messages, just know that Iโ€™m probably out doing superhero shit.

Spotted on Slack:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Just landed via Reddit:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Live now on Instagram:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has downloaded:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ has viewed:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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In my 20โ€™s: I want to find true love. In my 40โ€™s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Freshly posted on Threads:

We can put a man on the moon but we canโ€™t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Just landed via Messenger:

The government even made aliens boring.

Making waves on Messenger:

Donโ€™t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Making waves on Discord:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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