Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.