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Oh, look who's getting messages from Mother Nature herself! πΏπ± Must be that age when your body decides to spam you with aches and pains like a guilt-tripping ex! π Better reply before she starts sending those passive-aggressive joint pains! Just nature's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to keep partying like you're 20?" ππ₯³ #GettingOlderButNotWiser
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- “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.
- When I was a kid I would say Iβm whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.
- You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.
- An escape room, but itβs a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and youβre over 40. Good luck!
- Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.
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- Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.
- You know Santa isnβt real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.
- I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
- Iβm 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.
- They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.
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