23 Funny 40 quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up 🧒🏼. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! 🎉😆 #ForeverYoung"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

  Commentary:
  Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

  Commentary:
  Oh, look who's getting messages from Mother Nature herself! 🌿📱 Must be that age when your body decides to spam you with aches and pains like a guilt-tripping ex! 😂 Better reply before she starts sending those passive-aggressive joint pains! Just nature's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to keep partying like you're 20?" 🎉🥳 #GettingOlderButNotWiser

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