26 Funny achievement quotes

• Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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  3 weeks ago

  achievement, ago, amount, brag, bragging, cooking, five, humor, i, measurement, memory, once, pasta, right, time

• Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, brag, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, just, making, pride, silence, sound, standing, standing up

• I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, asking, butterfly, growth, humor, humor about growth, i, impatience, next, transformation

• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, age, aging, am, balance, climbing, comedy, confidence, daily, daily life, feeling, good, got, here, humor, humor about aging, i, leg, life, life perspective, losing, myself, people, perspective, relatability, self-deprecation, skydiving, through, underwear

• You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, digger, friend, friendship, gold, gold digger, group, humor, male, male friend, male group, only, seen, success, think, where

• Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, childhood, childhood trophy, confidence, dominance, humor, nostalgia, playfulness, trophy

• Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, am, education, graduation, honor, humor, i, just, people, pride, sarcasm

• Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, award, bravery, cut, eat, fact, food, humor, i, parenting, son, struggle, toast

• There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, galaxy, humor, i, just, miss, Miss Universe, space, stars, universe, wonder

• You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, age, charles, dream, humor, inspiration, old, persistence, prince, Prince Charles, wait

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