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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.
A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”
Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?
You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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5 months ago
Share →: Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅
5 months ago
Share →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Commentary:
"Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Commentary:
Ahoy, matey! 🏴‍☠️ Who needs to sail the keto seas when you can join the pirate crew on a diet of rum, fish, and beef jerky? 🍖🐟 Swashbuckle your way to a healthier lifestyle, and remember, a pirate's life is always full of adventure (and tasty snacks)! ⚓️🌊 #PirateDietGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Commentary:
"Remember, I believe in you… just like I believe in Bigfoot! 🌲🦶 Don't let that mythic confidence boost go to your head now! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Commentary:
"Like a GPS with a twist of thriftiness! Taking the road less travelled with a sat nav less expensive is the ultimate budget-friendly adventure 🚗💸 Who needs fancy navigation systems when you've got a sense of direction and a bargain in hand! 😄🗺️ #SavingsGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Commentary:
"Picture this: cramped inside the Trojan horse, surrounded by the lads, engulfed in darkness, trying to stifle your giggles like hehehe 🐴🤫 Who knew sneaking into Troy could be this entertaining?"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the Trojan horse, as described in the quote, is not just a myth but also a symbol of deception and trickery in ancient history? 🐴🕵️‍♂️🏛️
5 months ago
Share →: My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive big bag of money in the woods 🌳💰 The ultimate treasure hunt for aspiring financial wizards! Who needs a glass ceiling when you can have a leafy canopy overhead? Here's to forging your own path to fiscal fortune, one forest escapade at a time! 🌲🔍 #MoneyTrees #ForestRiches"
5 months ago
Share →: On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Commentary:
"En route to Mordor, carrying the burden of the fellowship plus a bunch of snacks 🍕🛡️. Who knew the Dark Lord's lair had become the latest hotspot for nerdy requests? #FrodoDeliveryService 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Commentary:
"Me driving at night: Channeling my inner explorer as I navigate the abyss of darkness 🚗✨ Fingers crossed this leads to civilization and not Narnia!"