163 Funny aging quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

  Commentary:
  Respect to younger me for the optimism, but now I'm just budgeting for my morning stiffness 😅🧓🔮

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

  Commentary:
  Me too! My idea of fun is knitting a wild new scarf and binge-watching documentaries 😂🧶📚

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

  Commentary:
  When you become the neighborhood car monitor, and all you got is your porch and judgy eyes! 🚗👀🧓😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

  Commentary:
  When you finally become the mysterious family member at gatherings: 👀🕵️‍♀️🍷

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the elusive flat stomach—a relic of the past, like dial-up internet and my social life on weekends! 🍕😂📉

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

  Commentary:
  Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

  Commentary:
  Turning down my car stereo like it's a pair of glasses for my ears! 🎶👵🚗

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

  Commentary:
  Finally embracing the fine art of bird spa management! 🐦🛁😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll be keeping my natural forehead wrinkles—how else will I express my disbelief at life's endless supply of ridiculousness? 🤨😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

  Commentary:
  Just need a cauldron and a cat, and you'll be casting curses in no time! 🧙‍♀️😼🍵

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