106 Funny aging quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll be forever young at this rate! 😂🎈👴"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

  Commentary:
  "Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

  Commentary:
  "When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're having… naps! 😴🕒😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

  Commentary:
  "Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

  Commentary:
  "When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"

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