11 Funny area quotes

• Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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  1 month ago

  area, dating, disappointment, holiday, horny, horny single, humor, meet, only, real, Santa, single, singles, wanting

• Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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  2 months ago

  area, area code, calls, code, codes, comedy, dating, different, exhausting, exhaustion, having, humor, phone, phone calls, relationship, romance, sounds, travel

• Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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  2 months ago

  area, media, smoking, social, Twitter

• I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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  2 months ago

  activity, area, beach, coastal, coastal area, envy, fun, fun activity, jealousy, just, lifestyle, live, mean, people, random, random Tuesday, Tuesday

• A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, area, bar, beer, developer, drink, drinking, drinks, expert, humor, nightclub, nightlife, place, place to drink, places, pub, seo, SEO expert, tavern, walk, web, web developer

• Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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  2 months ago

  40, area, curiosity, dating, hot, hot single, humor, inflammation, joint, joint pain, over, over 40, pain, single, singles

• Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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  2 months ago

  area, date, dating, hot, hot single, humor, interaction, irony, loneliness, online, online dating, single, singles, social, social interaction, talk, want

• The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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  2 months ago

  area, dating, hot, hot single, humor, irony, joke, money, single, singles, wallet

• I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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  2 months ago

  admire, area, audacity, beaver, boldness, here, humor, i, just, lake, move, nature, neighbors, new, put, say, screw

• Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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  2 months ago

  afford, area, gluten, humor, i, interpersonal, irony, lactose, relationships, self-deprecation, tolerances, well

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