Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! πβοΈπ"
Funny area quotes
Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.
Iβm so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?
A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.
Commentary:
Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! π΅οΈββοΈπ Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. π»π» Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! πΉπ»π
Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.
Commentary:
"Looks like the hot singles over 40 are not just asking for a date, but also for some health advice! π₯πͺ Forget pick-up lines, they want to know your joint pain secrets instead! π¬π Who knew finding love could also mean finding the best anti-inflammatory remedy? πΏπ #MatchmakingForPainRelief"
Hot singles in your area! They donβt want to talk to you. But theyβre there.
The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.
I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.
Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.
