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5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Ah, Twitter, where we all gather to blow off some steam and have a virtual smoke break 🚬. Just remember, keeping your tweets short and sweet doesn't count as taking a short break 😜.
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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"Living near the coast sounds like a dream! Just casually strolling on the beach on a Tuesday? Must be nice 😒🏖️ If only my nearest 'coastal area' wasn't a three-hour drive to a muddy river. Oh, the envy is real! 😂 #BeachGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀
5 months ago
Share →: Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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"Looks like the hot singles over 40 are not just asking for a date, but also for some health advice! 🔥💪 Forget pick-up lines, they want to know your joint pain secrets instead! 💬😂 Who knew finding love could also mean finding the best anti-inflammatory remedy? 🌿💕 #MatchmakingForPainRelief"
5 months ago
Share →: Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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"Hot singles in your area! 🌶️💔 They're like elusive unicorns – tempting but always out of reach. Better luck next time, champ! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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"Looks like the only hot singles showing interest are those dollar bills in your wallet 💸🔥. Who needs dating apps when you've got cash as your wingman? 😏💰 #MoneyTalks"
5 months ago
Share →: I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Those beavers are true pioneers in the world of real estate development! 🏡🌲 Nothing says confidence like completely redesigning the landscape to suit your own aquatic needs. Who needs neighbors when you've got a lake to call your own, right? 😄🦫 #BeaverGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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"Who needs drama when you can feast on pasta and cheese? 😂🍝🧀 #GlutenTolerant #LactoseLaidback #AvoidingInterpersonalLactoseIntolerances"
5 months ago
Share →: My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a case of the 'worldly' arms! 🌍💪 Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! 🌎😅"