16 Funny argue quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hobbies and family when you can spend hours arguing with strangers online? 💻🤣 Remember, the internet never sleeps, but your loved ones might if you don't log off! #OnlineWarrior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: where the first year is all about baby talks and giggles 🍼, only for the next year to be filled with negotiations and baby tantrums 🤯👶🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

  Commentary:
  "Spread your life tales like sprinkles on a cupcake 🧁. That way, when others gossip about you, they'll be debating which flavor is the juiciest! 🎤💬 #LifeOfMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of the never-ending dinner debate turning into a breakfast battle! 🍳🥓 It's like a culinary soap opera with a side of toast drama. 🍽️😄 Who knew choosing a restaurant could rival the intensity of a high-stakes negotiation? Just remember, in the game of food choices, there can only be one winner… or you could always just order pizza! 🍕🎉 #BreakfastDebateRealness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

  Commentary:
  "Relationship advice level: Expert! 🧠💔 Next time someone tries to pick a fight with you, just hit 'em with the 'ex' card and make a swift exit. Smooth moves, smooth operator! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret to a peaceful life – never argue, just confidently enlighten others about your undeniable brilliance! 💁‍♂️💡 Who needs arguments when you have the power of explanation on your side? 🤣 #AlwaysRight"

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