17 Funny attack quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

  Commentary:
  "Karma is out there keeping score, reminding us that even seagulls have their day in the sun ☀️🕊️ Just imagine the look on that seagull's face when it collects its karmic dues! 😂 #KarmaIsReal #SeagullRevenge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

  Commentary:
  "🍿📽️ Ah, the classic tale of cinematic wars where differing opinions are declared 'personal assaults'! 🤣 Remember, folks, it's not just a movie, it's a battlefield! 💥💭 #FilmFights"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

  Commentary:
  🤯 "Defending your Ph.D. is like the academic equivalent of a championship fight – except no one warned you that you'd have to battle a committee of professors instead of stepping into a ring! Who knew academia could be so cutthroat? 😂 Just remember, you've got this – stand tall, maintain your sanity, and show 'em who's boss!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a shark's meal could make you feel so unique? 🦈 Just remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or in this case, shark bait! 😅 Stay positive, right? Stay fin-tastic, my friend! 🌊"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

  Commentary:
  "Let's be real, those animals always steal the show! 🦁🐊 Who knew nature's fierce side could be so entertaining? #TeamAnimal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

  Commentary:
  Just a regular day in the life of a house hunter: one moment you're dreaming about walk-in closets and backyard BBQs 🏡, and the next you're dodging crazy high prices like they're discounts at a Black Friday sale! 💸😅 Watch out for those wild price tags, they're always ready to pounce when you least expect it! 🦁 #HouseHuntingAdventures

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

  Commentary:
  "Can you imagine the surprise on their face? 😱 Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! 🦚💥 #peacockproblems"

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