44 Funny attraction quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

  Commentary:
  "Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

  Commentary:
  When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mystery of the artful flirt! 💃🏼🕺🏻 It's like a superpower that somehow fizzles out when the heart gets involved. Who knew the path to true love came with a 'flirting skill cap' 😂 #Flirting101"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

  Commentary:
  "Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

  Commentary:
  "If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about motivation! 💪 Push-ups at 3am just to impress her? That's dedication! 🌟 Who needs a gym when you have a crush like that, right? 😂 #LateNightWorkouts #LoveMotivation"

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