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6 months ago
Share →: If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Commentary:
"Who needs Cupid's arrow when you have podcasts as the ultimate love deterrent? 💔😅 Tune in to their episodes and kiss that crush goodbye faster than you can say 'episode binge-watching!' 🎧😏 #LoveLessons #PodcastPower"
6 months ago
Share →: The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of 'Bi-yourself' – the ultimate dilemma of being attracted to both men and women, but ending up with no one interested in return! 😅💔 Remember, it's better to be 'Bi-yourself' than to compromise who you are for anyone else! 🌈 #LoveYourself"
6 months ago
Share →: People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Commentary:
"Who needs opposites when you can find someone to be double the chaos with? 🤪🤪 It’s like having a partner in crime, except the crime is being overwhelmingly annoying together! 😜👯‍♂️ #DoubleTrouble #CrazyLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Commentary:
Oh, so vaping is like the ultimate cockblocker for onlookers, huh? 😂🚭 Nothing like a cloud of vapor to spice up the atmosphere, or kill the mood, depending on who you ask! 💨🚫 So, watch out vapers, you might inadvertently be saving yourself from unwanted advances! 😅 #VapeAndChill
6 months ago
Share →: How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, the classic 'hope-they-make-the-first-move' flirting strategy! It's like playing a game of eye contact chicken – may the boldest one win! 😆 Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you've got the power of intense gazes, am I right? 😏💫"
6 months ago
Share →: Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Commentary:
"Talk about customizing your universe! 🌌🔮 Looks like someone's reading between the stars to create their perfect match. Who needs a horoscope when you've got a personalized cosmic connection? 😂✨#selectiveastrology"
6 months ago
Share →: Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of polarity leading to nudity! 🔥 Who knew opposing forces had such a steamy connection? 😏 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses a sock! 🧦🙊"
6 months ago
Share →: Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Commentary:
"Romance level: When your presence is so irresistible that someone's inner monologue goes from 'Oh well' to 'My God, why not?' 🌟😂 Who knew you had that effect on people?"
6 months ago
Share →: Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of wanting to enjoy the fun without the commitment! 🙈 Flirting is like the appetizer of relationships – deliciously tempting yet no main course in sight. 🍸 Who needs the hassle of dating when you've got charm and wit on your side, am I right? 😉 #FlirtAlert"
6 months ago
Share →: You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Commentary:
"Who says love can't be Goofy? 🤪💖 Don't let anyone rain on your parade of affection! After all, it's all about that hyuckin' and a-lovin'. 😂 #GoofyLove"