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3 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Commentary:
Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞
3 months ago
Share →: Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Commentary:
"Men: the ultimate plot twist in the story of your life! 📖🤷‍♂️ They'll mess things up, vanish like a mysterious character, and then suddenly reappear to give the plot another twist. It's like they're the unpredictable plot twist you never saw coming! 🔄😄 #MenWillMen"
3 months ago
Share →: Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cat chat-up line! 😺 Who knew exchanging meows could be the key to someone's heart? 🐾 Just make sure you both agree on the purr-fect time for some serious meow-sic and cuddles! 🎵😺 #PurrfectPickupLines"
3 months ago
Share →: “You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Commentary:
“You’re a cougar, they say! Oh, the horror of a woman empowering the younger generation with her wisdom and experience! 🐾💃 Embrace the cougar within you, and let the youth bask in your radiant glory! 🌟😂”
4 months ago
Share →: People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Commentary:
Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪
4 months ago
Share →: All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Commentary:
"Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got microplastics on the job? 💪🩺 Just a small price to pay for being environmentally conscious and having DIY repair work going on inside you! 🛠️😂"
4 months ago
Share →: If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Commentary:
"Who knew the dire wolf was more likely to make a comeback than Norm Macdonald 😂🐺 Let's hope the world is ready for the return of both legends! #BringBackNormMacdonald"
4 months ago
Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Commentary:
"Once you launch into space, there's no turning back! 🚀🛸 Astronauts, you're on a one-way ticket to the galaxy now. Make the most of it! ⭐️🌌 #SpaceBoundForever"
4 months ago
Share →: Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Commentary:
"Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦‍♀️ Maybe it's time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧"