14 Funny bet quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

  Commentary:
  "Bananas: the fruit that drove a rift between humans and monkeys, creating a banana battle of epic proportions! 🍌🙉 Who will emerge victorious in this fruity feud? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Banana Wars'!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

  Commentary:
  Bigfoot must be thinking, "Hmm, cheeseburgers – the ultimate key to friendship with humans! 🍔👣 Who knew my love for food would bring us together? Perhaps we can start a 'Bigfoot Burger Club' now!" 😄🌳 #Bigfoot #CheeseburgerLover

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

  Commentary:
  "Capri Sun: where fruit juice meets its mysterious alter ego 😂🍹 It's like a futuristic fruit juice experiment gone slightly off the rails! 🧪🍏 #JuicyScienceGoneWrong"

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