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5 months ago
Share →: Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, we got a bookworm on the loose! 📚🐛 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could instigate such a powerful transformation? Don't mess with someone who's armed with knowledge and overdue fines! 😄📖 #LibraryCardRevolution"
6 months ago
Share →: “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Commentary:
"Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! 📚🤳 Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? 🐦😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Commentary:
"Is it weird to say that sniffing old books is my idea of relaxation? 📚 Just call me the Delightful Book Sniffer! If you need me, I'll be happily inhaling that intoxicating scent at the library. 😄 #BookwormLife"
6 months ago
Share →: ‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of a book hoarding enthusiast! 📚😄 One does not simply stop at loving reading… the shelves must bear witness to this deep affection! 📖📚 #BookLoversAnonymous"
6 months ago
Share →: Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Commentary:
"Asking a bookworm if they'll finish their books before buying more is like asking a chef if they'll finish cooking all the meals in their recipe book before trying a new one. Let's not insult their literary appetite! 📚🐛 #BookwormCulture"
6 months ago
Share →: “The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… If reading 52 books a year is what it takes to become a CEO, sign me up! 📚💼 But let's be real, who has the time for all that reading when you're too busy running the show? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all start aiming for that corner office so we can finally catch up on our reading goals too! 📈📖 #CEOgoals
6 months ago
Share →: After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Commentary:
Looks like the apples will be in big trouble next… 🍎🍌📚 Better keep an eye on those sultry strawberries and cheeky cherries too! 🍓🍒 #FruitForThought #ForbiddenFruit
6 months ago
Share →: I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Commentary:
Oh, the shocking revelation! 🤯 Who would have thought that actually reading is the key to looking like a well-read individual? 📚👀 Say it isn't so! Next thing you know, they'll be telling us the secret to looking fit is to exercise! 😂 #MindBlown
6 months ago
Share →: I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a mystery borrower on the loose! 🔍📚 Maybe they were reading about how to disappear without a trace? Regardless, let's hope they can solve the case of the missing books before Sherlock Holmes shows up at their door! 🕵️‍♂️🔎
6 months ago
Share →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Commentary:
"Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"