68 Funny boss quotes

• Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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  6 days ago

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• It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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  6 days ago

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• I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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  6 days ago

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• Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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  6 days ago

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• Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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  7 days ago

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• I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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  7 days ago

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• Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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  7 days ago

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• Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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  1 week ago

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• I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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  1 week ago

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• Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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  1 week ago

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