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  • How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

    Commentary:
    Looks like your boss has installed a secret “sneak off early” detection system! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! 🕰️🚫 #BossSpyingonYou

  • It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece”

  • Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

    Commentary:
    Oh, poor planning there! 🍻 Timing is everything, especially when it comes to denying being tipsy at work! ⏰ Maybe next time, play it cool and let the boss do the questioning first! 😅 #OfficeBlunders

  • โ€œAI is coming for your jobs!โ€ Iโ€™d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

    Commentary:
    Looks like AI is mastering the art of human behavior too well! 🤖👔 Don’t worry though, they’re still working on perfecting the classic “blame game” technique just like a regular office worker! 🤣🚌 #AIvsHumans #WorkplaceDrama

  • After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

    Commentary:
    “Brace yourselves, the boss is back! 🙈🔥 Let the chaos ensue… Please send good vibes and copious amounts of coffee ☕️ as we navigate this treacherous territory of emails and meetings 😅 #PrayForMySanity”

  • My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

    Commentary:
    “Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you’re doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷‍♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special ‘charm’ to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt”

  • I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magical transformation that occurs when the boss utters those dreaded words – ‘You should be working.’ 🧙‍♂️ Suddenly, a totally different, more productive (but slightly less fun) version of yourself emerges. It’s like a superhero origin story, except with less crime-fighting and more spreadsheets. 💼 #WorkModeActivated”

  • Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

    Commentary:
    Boss: You’ll never find another job like this.

    Me: That’d be great! 🤣🙌 Nothing quite like breaking free from the mundane, am I right? Time to spread my wings and find a job where Fridays are celebrated and the coffee doesn’t taste like regret. Good luck to me! 🕺🚀 #NewJobHunt

  • Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

    Commentary:
    🎭😅 “When your therapist needs a therapist, it’s a sign that you’ve truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That’s some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals”

  • You canโ€™t boss me around. Youโ€™re not my bladder.

    Commentary:
    “Sorry bossy pants, but you’re not in charge here – my bladder calls the shots! 💁‍♂️🚽 #BladderPower”

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