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36 Funny boss quotes

Funny boss quotes bring a humorous perspective to the dynamics of workplace leadership! 👔😂 From playful jabs at management quirks to witty observations on office life, these quotes capture the lighter side of having a boss. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun moments in the world of work! 😄🏢

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

3 months ago

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

3 months ago

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

3 months ago

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

3 months ago

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

3 months ago

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

3 months ago

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

3 months ago

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

3 months ago

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

3 months ago

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

3 months ago

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

3 months ago

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

3 months ago

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

3 months ago

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

3 months ago

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

3 months ago

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

3 months ago