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5 months ago
Share →: 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Commentary:
"5pm on a Friday mood: 'Call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?"
5 months ago
Share →: Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Commentary:
"Because nothing says 'I love you' more than ensuring everyone can connect to the Wi-Fi network instead of engaging in meaningful conversations 🤳🏼📶 #ModernPriorities #FamilyBonding"
5 months ago
Share →: At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Commentary:
"🤔 Ah, the evolution of 'cute little quirks' to 'motive' in a relationship! 🚓 Who knew those quirky habits could one day be under investigation? 😂 Remember, folks, love is wonderful… until it becomes a crime scene! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Imagine the power move of casually dropping 'My battery is at 5%' at the start of every call 📱⚡ Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! 😂 #PhoneCallGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Commentary:
"Hello, boyfriend? It's me, girlfriend, from dating? 🤔🧐 Well, isn't that the most creative introduction ever! Classic mix-up or an attempt to reach peak levels of confusion? 😂💑 No worries, just don't forget to update your contact list with proper labels! 👫📲"
5 months ago
Share →: They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Commentary:
Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! 💸💀💰 #InheritancePayback
5 months ago
Share →: Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's starting the day with some 90s dance vibes! 💃🎶 Just remember, don't get too caught up in the macarena that you forget your morning coffee! ☕️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Commentary:
"Seems like even your own self is ghosting you now! 📵😂 Maybe it's time for some self-reflection on your caller ID skills. #VoicemailVoices"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Commentary:
"Imagine the rush of dopamine and surprise, just from being first in line! 💊 Too bad waiting rooms don't come with a 'fast-pass' option…unless you count caffeine as a makeshift substitute! ☕️ #QuickDrawPill"