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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Dec 30, 2025

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Going bananas on Discord:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Seen just now on Threads:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Trending via Facebook:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Making waves on Reddit:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Trending via Pinterest:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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3 months ago

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Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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3 months ago

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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4 months ago

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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5 months ago

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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5 months ago

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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5 months ago

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20 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

67 shares on Discord this month:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

40 shares on Threads this month:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Spotted on Slack:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Just landed via Threads:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Making waves on Reddit:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Live now on Messenger:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Making waves on Threads:

I need a massage for my brain.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Going viral on Twitch:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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