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Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Going viral on Discord:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Going bananas on Telegram:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Just landed via YouTube:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Going viral on TikTok:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

2 months ago

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

2 months ago

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

2 months ago

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

2 months ago

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

3 months ago

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

3 months ago

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88 shares on Facebook this month:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

93 shares on X this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

56 shares on Discord this month:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

72 shares on Threads this month:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Shared recently on X:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Spotted on Slack:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Going viral on X:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Freshly posted on Slack:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Going viral on Telegram:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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