17 Funny cartoon quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

  Commentary:
  Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃‍♂️😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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  Commentary:
  "BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, SpongeBob's secret formula isn’t just Krabby Patties, it's pure perseverance! 🍔💪🤣 #AbsorbentAndUnstoppable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

  Commentary:
  "Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

  Commentary:
  Well, zoinks! 🕵️‍♂️ It's like, "Jinkies, Velma! Another missing person? Let's not split up this time! 😂" Looks like Shaggy and Scooby's snacks might have distracted them from the real mysteries lurking in those haunted mansions! 🐕💨👻

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems Scooby was too busy chasing snacks to notice the scent of betrayal! 🐾👻 Maybe his nose was too clogged with the smell of mystery and delicious Scooby Snacks! 🍗🔍 Who knew dogs could be detectives AND foodies? 🐶🕵️‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

  Commentary:
  "Well, maybe it's because they wanted their own version of a 'rockin' Christmas' 🎅🦕 Who wouldn't want to see Dino dressed up as a reindeer? 🦌🪨 #YabbaDabbaDontQuestionTheHolidaySpirit"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's all about the half-naked life, isn't it? 🦆 Who knew that the biggest obstacle to becoming a cartoon duck would be pants? 🩳 Just imagine Donald Duck strutting around commando style – now that would be a quacktastic sight! 😂 This quote really quacks me up!

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