15 Funny cartoon quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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  Commentary:
  "BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, SpongeBob's secret formula isn’t just Krabby Patties, it's pure perseverance! 🍔💪🤣 #AbsorbentAndUnstoppable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

  Commentary:
  "Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

  Commentary:
  Well, zoinks! 🕵️‍♂️ It's like, "Jinkies, Velma! Another missing person? Let's not split up this time! 😂" Looks like Shaggy and Scooby's snacks might have distracted them from the real mysteries lurking in those haunted mansions! 🐕💨👻

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems Scooby was too busy chasing snacks to notice the scent of betrayal! 🐾👻 Maybe his nose was too clogged with the smell of mystery and delicious Scooby Snacks! 🍗🔍 Who knew dogs could be detectives AND foodies? 🐶🕵️‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

  Commentary:
  "Well, maybe it's because they wanted their own version of a 'rockin' Christmas' 🎅🦕 Who wouldn't want to see Dino dressed up as a reindeer? 🦌🪨 #YabbaDabbaDontQuestionTheHolidaySpirit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's all about the half-naked life, isn't it? 🦆 Who knew that the biggest obstacle to becoming a cartoon duck would be pants? 🩳 Just imagine Donald Duck strutting around commando style – now that would be a quacktastic sight! 😂 This quote really quacks me up!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's been taking tips from the one and only Road Runner 🏃‍♂️🎨🚙! Nothing like a little creativity to outsmart the Secret Service, eh? Just be careful not to drop any anvils on their heads next time 😉💥.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

  Commentary:
  🐶🐱 "Watching Tom and Jerry as a kid really messed with my understanding of the animal kingdom! Turns out, it's the 'innocent' dogs who are the real bullies to the sophisticated felines. Who knew that cartoon chaos could lead to such insightful revelations? Time for some serious pet therapy sessions! 🙈😂"

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