“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they've got nothing else to do.

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… If reading 52 books a year is what it takes to become a CEO, sign me up! 📚💼 But let's be real, who has the time for all that reading when you're too busy running the show? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all start aiming for that corner office so we can finally catch up on our reading goals too! 📈📖 #CEOgoals

I'm gonna put "CEO of Blockbuster Video" on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Commentary:
"Putting 'CEO of Blockbuster Video' on your resume is bold…until prospective employers try to fact-check and realize the only number they have is disconnected 📼😂 Who needs verified references when you've got blockbuster confidence, am I right?"