Funny CEO quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… If reading 52 books a year is what it takes to become a CEO, sign me up! 📚💼 But let's be real, who has the time for all that reading when you're too busy running the show? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all start aiming for that corner office so we can finally catch up on our reading goals too! 📈📖 #CEOgoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

  Commentary:
  "Putting 'CEO of Blockbuster Video' on your resume is bold…until prospective employers try to fact-check and realize the only number they have is disconnected 📼😂 Who needs verified references when you've got blockbuster confidence, am I right?"

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