36 Funny clothing quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

  Commentary:
  "When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

  Commentary:
  "Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

  Commentary:
  "Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that finding the perfect pair of pants could lead to a full-blown pants revolution? It's like the Cinderella story, but with denim instead of glass slippers! 👖✨ Say goodbye to your other pants – they just can't compete with the chosen one! 😂 #PantsObsession"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the eternal mystery of men and their attachment to clothing well past its expiration date! 👕🕰 Perhaps they're waiting for their wardrobe to evolve into a vintage collection without the hassle of actually investing in new pieces. 😜 After all, shabby chic is a look too, right? Time to embrace the disintegrating fashion trend, gentlemen! 💁‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

  Commentary:
  "Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

  Commentary:
  "I wasn't naked, I was just rocking out to some tunes! 🎶📻 Who needs clothes when you've got music, right? 😂 #RadioIsLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, gravity, the eternal prankster, always aiming for that cheeky pants-down moment. It's like your own personal wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen! Stay strong, keep that belt tight, and give gravity a run for its money!"

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