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Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Trending via Instagram:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Just shared via Twitch:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Just shared via Instagram:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Making waves on Snapchat:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Making waves on X:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

79 Funny clothing quotes

Funny clothing quotes 😂 are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your wardrobe! Whether you’re dressing up or keeping it casual, these witty one-liners 🎉 will have you strutting with confidence and a smile. From quirky tees to cheeky socks, let your outfit do the talking while you revel in the giggles it brings. Ready to wear your sense of humor on your sleeve? Dive into a world where fashion meets fun! 👗😄

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

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Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

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Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

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In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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27 shares on X this month:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Seen just now on YouTube:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Live now on Snapchat:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Breaking via TikTok:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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