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31 Funny clothing quotes

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

3 days ago

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

2 weeks ago

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

4 weeks ago

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

4 weeks ago

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

1 month ago

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

2 months ago

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

2 months ago

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

2 months ago

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

3 months ago

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

3 months ago

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

3 months ago

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

3 months ago

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

3 months ago

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

3 months ago

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

3 months ago

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

3 months ago

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

3 months ago

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

3 months ago

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

3 months ago

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

3 months ago

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

3 months ago

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

3 months ago

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

3 months ago

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

3 months ago

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

3 months ago

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

3 months ago

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

3 months ago

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

3 months ago

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

3 months ago

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

3 months ago