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58 Funny clothing quotes

Funny clothing quotes πŸ˜‚ are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your wardrobe! Whether you’re dressing up or keeping it casual, these witty one-liners πŸŽ‰ will have you strutting with confidence and a smile. From quirky tees to cheeky socks, let your outfit do the talking while you revel in the giggles it brings. Ready to wear your sense of humor on your sleeve? Dive into a world where fashion meets fun! πŸ‘—πŸ˜„

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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