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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

Going viral on Threads:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Seen just now on Threads:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Going viral on Reddit:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Trending via Facebook:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Spotted on Threads:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

3 weeks ago

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

3 weeks ago

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

3 weeks ago

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

3 weeks ago

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

3 weeks ago

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Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

3 weeks ago

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

3 weeks ago

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

3 weeks ago

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Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

3 weeks ago

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

3 weeks ago

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62 shares on Instagram this month:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

24 shares on Discord this month:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

80 shares on Discord this month:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

81 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Just landed via Twitch:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Just landed via TikTok:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Just shared via WeChat:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Just shared via Telegram:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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