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6 months ago
Share →: Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Commentary:
"Talk about bad luck! It's like, can't they find a better place to live? 🙄 Maybe they just enjoy your fabulous company too much! 🏡😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Commentary:
"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁‍♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Commentary:
"Remember your roots – that's where you parked your ride! 🚗😄 Don't wander too far, or you might end up taking the bus home. 🚌😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old wisdom of appreciating the forbidden fruit! 🍎🤣 That mysterious allure of someone else's snack always seems to make it taste just a bit sweeter, doesn't it? Just like how the neighbor's grass always looks greener… and their lunch always looks yummier! 🍔😋 #FoodEnvy #TasteOfTemptation
6 months ago
Share →: Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Commentary:
Oh, perfect comeback strategy! Turn the tables and leave them speechless! 🤭👀 Just imagine their faces when you hit back with that line – priceless! 😂💥 Keep 'em on their toes with some sassy sass! 😏👏 #SassyAndClassy
6 months ago
Share →: My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic dilemma of having neighbors with questionable taste in music 🎵🙉 They might not know it, but they're getting a free concert every day! 🤣 Just imagine the internal struggle as they try to resist jamming out to some unexpected tunes coming from next door! 🎶😄
6 months ago
Share →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I don't want a relationship right now" line – the unspoken message: "at least not with you." 🙊 It's the modern dating equivalent of saying, "It's not you, it's me" with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it's all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇
6 months ago
Share →: I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Commentary:
"Well, I may not be able to bust a jar open, but I can flex my brain muscles like a champ! 💪💡 Who needs brute force when you've got mighty intellect, am I right?"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Commentary:
Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻