18 Funny country quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

  Commentary:
  "Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's what they mean by "country music" 🤠🎶 Nothing like a good ol' national anthem to get those cowboy boots stompin'! Howdy Partner 😄🎵

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the neighborhood peeping Toms are slacking off these days! Maybe they're too busy binge-watching Netflix to appreciate your sparkling windows 🪟👀 #NeighborhoodNeglect"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

  Commentary:
  "Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person really balcony-blocked themselves from making the right decisions! 🏠😂 Maybe they should invest in a megaphone or a drone for some high-flying communication tactics! 📢🚁

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about next-level laziness! 😂 Not only does this person envy sleep, but they want it at a global scale 🌎💤 #BedtimeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

  Commentary:
  "Out of 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, and 7 seas, the true enigma remains: How am I still single amidst 8 billion people?! 🌍🏝️🌊😂 #SingleLife"

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