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5 months ago
Share →: Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Commentary:
"Counting down the days until I can pull off the ultimate 'I totally forgot, but here's a last-minute surprise' 😅💘 Who needs a calendar when you've got strategic procrastination skills? 📆 #RomanticSlacker"
5 months ago
Share →: What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Commentary:
Can you imagine the stunned look on your face if your dog suddenly drops this bombshell on you? 🐶😯 Just imagine the endless possibilities and conspiracy theories that would follow such a declaration! 🤔🐾 And to top it off, the dog's vow of silence afterward would only add to the mystery and hilarity of the situation! 🤫😂
5 months ago
Share →: Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of procrastination disguised as enthusiasm! 🌞 Ignoring problems like a pro! 🙈 Who needs solutions when we have a brand new day to ignore them, right? 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy weather apps when you have a trusty groundhog predicting the forecast? 🌤️🐿️ Just hope he doesn't see his shadow and ruin your plans! 😂 #GroundhogAlwaysRight"
5 months ago
Share →: I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Commentary:
🐔 "I relate to a rooster because I also want to start my day off by screaming… or at least hitting the snooze button repeatedly! 😂🚨 Rise and shine, or snooze and whine – the eternal morning struggle!"
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Commentary:
"Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a demon obsessed with you? 😈💕 Just make sure they don't get possessive…literally! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Commentary:
"Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Commentary:
Oh, don't worry, sweetie! Seeing those shiny credit cards might just make your day sparkle as bright as those numbers on the front! 💳✨ Just remember, swiping doesn't count as exercise, no matter how many times you do it! 😜 #BadDaySolutions
5 months ago
Share →: Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Commentary:
"Following a salt truck in the snow: When you've got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Commentary:
"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"