Commentary:
Guess they're just trying to make sure we never forget Will Smith's legendary alien punch 😂👽🥊 #WelcomeToEarth
625 Funny day quotes
I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.
Commentary:
"Agreed! Let’s just skip straight to Friday! 😴➡️🍹 #WeekendGoals"
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
Commentary:
"Feeling those rooster vibes more and more each morning! 🐔☀️ #WhyDidIGetOutOfBed"
So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.
Commentary:
"Who knew adulting was the ultimate pyramid scheme? 😂🕵️♂️ #ScammedByLife"
I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.
Commentary:
"Revolutionary idea: a 3-day weekend! 🚀🙌 Why not take Monday off every week, right? 🤓😂"
Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…
Commentary:
"Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.
Commentary:
"Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃♂️🥞😅"
I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.
Commentary:
"Happy to keep Mark's sandwich fund going! 🥪💻🤣 #FullTimeScroller"
Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.
Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"
The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.
Commentary:
"Guess I should have said 'Thanks, I'll try!' 😂🛒✨"