Funny deadline quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

  Commentary:
  "Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Who needs deadlines when you can have datelines with the special someone? Love knows no bounds, not even the constraints of time 😂💘⏰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

  Commentary:
  Oh, we're going old school with the romantic demands, aren't we? Better sharpen those quills and get ready to spill some “blood” to win that Valentine's Day prize! 🖋️💉 Let's hope your potential Valentine has a thing for poetic gore and a twisted sense of humor! 🩸😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a dessert dash! 🏃🎂 Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial ⏱️? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! 😆 #CakeCrunchTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like procrastination is the key to immortality!⏳😂 Who knew deadlines were actually the secret to everlasting life?⏱️💀 #ForeverProcrastinating"

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